abcdefarachnid:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ Greek Mythology  

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ Norse Mythology

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ Arabic Mythology

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ Celtic Mythology

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ Japanese Mythology

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ Fictional Mythology

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vanehwasreal:

minimalistic torture, a guide (only use if you really, really hate someone):

• pour a lil bit of gravel in their shoes
• stand uncomfortably close to them when riding the elevator
• in public transportation, sit next to them, even if you’re the only two people there and there are a million available spots
• whenever they put on their headphones, indicate that you want to talk to them only to say something completely useless when they take them off. repeat.

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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sarcastics:

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(via i-am-chairman-meow)

havingajonfire:

reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story

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vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

(via shutupvitani)

you’ve become so
damaged, that when
someone wants to
give you, what you
deserve
you have no idea,
how to respond. 

(Source: itsonlyyforever, via believinginfifteen)